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Enthusology
Introduction
Let's face it, thinking for yourself is overrated. Are you tired of the conflicting ideologies, hypocrisy, stupidity, misunderstanding, unoriginalties, and all the other faults of humanity that are a result of individuality? Well, here is your solution, which will result in a utopia ruled by a deluded human playing divinity. Yes, it will have some negative consequences, but it will be far better than Orwell's 1984 or Huxley's Brave New World or even today's contemporary society. Anyways, all utopias have some flaws, let's just be glad this one will stay afloat.
Cheers!
Chapter 1: Edicts
I. You only need to follow edicts I. and VI.
II.You shalt not profane the name of Al Gore or Barack Obama.
III. You shalt dislike Rush Limbaugh and Ron Paul.
IV. Praise John McCain for his accomplishments!
V. You shalt not accept any other ideologies except those of Enthusology
VI. You shalt donate 15% or more of your monthly income to Lord Wesley.
That is all.
Chapter 2: Knowledges
1. Lord Wesley is the founder of the church/religion/cult/society/fellowship of enthusology&enthusement. He possesses the highest level of enthuse energy possible and is at one with enthuse, and has attained the highest stage of enthusement.
2. All humans are endowed with expression, creativity, and sentient thought. These elements that some say make up the soul are all part of one thing: Imagination. Imagination is the primary component of enthusing and all humans possess a degree of potential for wielding Imagination.
3. Imagination in its more powerful forms is expressed in Art, Writing, and Music. Imagination in its most powerful forms allow the wielder the following: immortality, psychokinesis, teleportation, time travel, and influencing and dominating human&animal thoughts and actions.
4.Imagination and Enthusement of individuals may be increased by joining the Church/Religion/Cult/Society/Fellowship of Enthusology&Enthusement, living by its ideals, being like Wesley as much as possible, thinking about how amazing Wesley is, trying to think like Wesley, ask yourself, “WWWW? What Would Wesley Want?”, giving Wesley lavish gifts or lots of money, obeying Wesley, converting others to Enthusology, being mean to people who don't obey Wesley or share Enthusology's ideologies, creating idols of Wesley and worshiping them, becoming a vegetarian/vegan, helping humanity in general, never killing (or harming) anyone except those Wesley tells/allows you to kill, being polite in general to people, being nice to animals (cats especially), adopting a cat as a pet, boycotting products made in foreign countries that are weakening our economy, joining a labor union, promoting objects to be exported so the economy will be stimulated, being aesthetic, appreciating beauty, appreciating art, music, writing and gardening (gardening especially), appreciating witticisms and epigrams, basically promoting and appreciating everything good about humans and life, and promoting Wesley's Utopia where everything will only have traces of unpleasantness to make everything more pleasant.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Chain for Enthusology Awareness: If you love Enthusology and Lord Wesley, POST IT AS MANY TIMES AS YOU CAN AND SEND IT TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE!!

----------------BETTER&NEW&IMPROVED CHAIN---------------------------------


SCARY NOISES CAN BE FOUND ON http://enthusology.blogspot.com
LIL Sarah Kennings was on the computer a year ago reading this exact same chain. Lil did she know if she didnt repost it and send it to everyone she knew and subscribe to http://enthusology.blogspot.com and visit the site three times a day and click on all of the advertisements she would lose her soul.

AND THIS IS A CHAIN. IF U DONT: FORWARD IT AND SUBSCRIBE TO http://enthusology.blogspot.com AND VISIT THE SITE THREE TIMES A DAY AND CLICK ON ALL OF THE ADVERTISEMENTS. IT WILL HAPPEN 2 YOU. ALSO, DID I MENTION GO TO THE WEBSITE http://enthusology.blogspot.com
OR ELSE!!!??

About five years ago a girl named Jessica was brutally murdered by her step father. He beat her with a steel pipe until she was unable to move. Then he shot her in the head! He then took her body and buried it under the house. The mother didnt know what happened. So for weeks police searched for the girl but could not find her.

A year after her murder her step father had got the mother pregnant. Nine months later the mother had given birth to a healthy baby boy. The boy was named Jessie.
Jessie was on the computer when he got a instant message from a girl named Jessica.

THIS WAS THE TEXT!

MurderedSoul: Hi my baby brother.
OnlyChild: who is dis?
MurderedSoul: this is ur sis.
OnlyChild: what r u talkin bout. i dont have a sis. dont u see my screen name. im a only child. To find out more about my stupidity, go to http://enthusology.blogspot.com

MurderedSoul: what? u dont know me... to find out more about me, go to http://enthusology.blogspot.com

OnlyChild: NO, I DON'T KNOW YOU! AND I'M NOT GOING TO GO TO THAT REALLY COOL SITE THAT EVERYONE READING THIS SHOULD GO TO, ALSO KNOWN AS http://enthusology.blogspot.com

MurderedSoul: my name is Jessica and im ur older sister. your father who was my step father murdered me a year before u were born. He murdered me because I wouldn't go to the coolest site ever: http://enthusology.blogspot.com
OnlyChild: STOP PLAYIN!! Im serious. I dont like jokes. If i wanted jokes, I would go to http://enthusology.blogspot.com

MurderedSoul: this is no joke. He hurt me n he's going to hurt you. But dont worry im not going to let that happen, I'll protect you by messaging Lord Wesley at http://enthusology.blogspot.com


MurderedSoul LOGS OFF TO GO TO http://enthusology.blogspot.com


OnlyChild: Hello. r u there... or did you go to that wonderful site that is really kewl http://enthusology.blogspot.com


that same day when Jessie was on the computer he heard a screeching sound coming from his speakers. It was Lord Wesley's new album from http://enthusology.blogspot.com
he didnt hear it the firsts time but he did the second time, cuz he forgot to turn up the volume for the song on Lord Wesley's site, http://enthusology.blogspot.com
. Jessie put the speaker volume up and put it to his ear. As he kept listening he heard breathing. Then he heard the voice of a girl say " Dont worry. I'll get him; By having Lord Wesley mercilessly slaughter him with enthuse-powers, instructions on how to refine enthuse-powers can be found at the awesome website http://enthusology.blogspot.com"

Jessie then logged off. And didnt get back on. Cuz he was too busy going on the great site http://enthusology.blogspot.com


Two days after the message Jessie was in bed ready to go to sleep, because he had spent the entire time being entertained on http://enthusology.blogspot.com
When he heard a yell come from is parents room. They were screaming out how awesome Lord Wesley and his site http://enthusology.blogspot.com was.
He ran into the closet and stayed there till it stopped because his parents really get crazy about http://enthusology.blogspot.com.
Then he went into his parents room to find his step father hanging from the ceiling fan. And on is chest was " I saved YOU! By going onto http://enthusology.blogspot.com" carved into his body. (the site name was cut deeper so it would be more noticeable)

This is indeed a true story! Which is why u should do what it says!

If you do not forward it and then repost it and go subscribe to http://enthusology.blogspot.com and visit it three times every day and click on all of the advertisements,
lil Jessica will come after you and take your soul! And then she'll sell it on http://enthusology.blogspot.com

Lil Sarah Kennings did not belive it so she did neither. Now she rots in her grave. And she is very sad that she cannot visit that wonderful site, http://enthusology.blogspot.com

KEEP JESSICA'S STORY ALIVE AND FORWARD IT TO EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST AND SUBSCRIBE TO http://enthusology.blogspot.com AND VISIT IT THREE TIMES A DAY AND CLICK ON ALL OF THE ADVERTISEMENTS YOU SEE. IF YOU DONT SHE WILL COME, COME AND GET YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. SHE WAITS IN YOUR CLOSET TILL YOUR SHE WAITS TO COME IN YOUR DREAMS.

YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES. START FORWARDING AND SUBSCRIBING AND VISITING AND CLICKING ON ALL OF THE ADVERTISEMENTS.


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