----------------BETTER&NEW&IMPROVED CHAIN---------------------------------
SCARY NOISES CAN BE FOUND ON http://enthusology.blogspot.com
LIL Sarah Kennings was on the computer a year ago reading this exact same chain. Lil did she know if she didnt repost it and send it to everyone she knew and subscribe to http://enthusology.blogspot.com and visit the site three times a day and click on all of the advertisements she would lose her soul.
AND THIS IS A CHAIN. IF U DONT: FORWARD IT AND SUBSCRIBE TO http://enthusology.blogspot.com AND VISIT THE SITE THREE TIMES A DAY AND CLICK ON ALL OF THE ADVERTISEMENTS. IT WILL HAPPEN 2 YOU. ALSO, DID I MENTION GO TO THE WEBSITE http://enthusology.blogspot.com
OR ELSE!!!??
About five years ago a girl named Jessica was brutally murdered by her step father. He beat her with a steel pipe until she was unable to move. Then he shot her in the head! He then took her body and buried it under the house. The mother didnt know what happened. So for weeks police searched for the girl but could not find her.
A year after her murder her step father had got the mother pregnant. Nine months later the mother had given birth to a healthy baby boy. The boy was named Jessie.
Jessie was on the computer when he got a instant message from a girl named Jessica.
THIS WAS THE TEXT!
MurderedSoul: Hi my baby brother.
OnlyChild: who is dis?
MurderedSoul: this is ur sis.
OnlyChild: what r u talkin bout. i dont have a sis. dont u see my screen name. im a only child. To find out more about my stupidity, go to http://enthusology.blogspot.com
MurderedSoul: what? u dont know me... to find out more about me, go to http://enthusology.blogspot.com
OnlyChild: NO, I DON'T KNOW YOU! AND I'M NOT GOING TO GO TO THAT REALLY COOL SITE THAT EVERYONE READING THIS SHOULD GO TO, ALSO KNOWN AS http://enthusology.blogspot.com
MurderedSoul: my name is Jessica and im ur older sister. your father who was my step father murdered me a year before u were born. He murdered me because I wouldn't go to the coolest site ever: http://enthusology.blogspot.com
OnlyChild: STOP PLAYIN!! Im serious. I dont like jokes. If i wanted jokes, I would go to http://enthusology.blogspot.com
MurderedSoul: this is no joke. He hurt me n he's going to hurt you. But dont worry im not going to let that happen, I'll protect you by messaging Lord Wesley at http://enthusology.blogspot.com
MurderedSoul LOGS OFF TO GO TO http://enthusology.blogspot.com
OnlyChild: Hello. r u there... or did you go to that wonderful site that is really kewl http://enthusology.blogspot.com
that same day when Jessie was on the computer he heard a screeching sound coming from his speakers. It was Lord Wesley's new album from http://enthusology.blogspot.com
he didnt hear it the firsts time but he did the second time, cuz he forgot to turn up the volume for the song on Lord Wesley's site, http://enthusology.blogspot.com
. Jessie put the speaker volume up and put it to his ear. As he kept listening he heard breathing. Then he heard the voice of a girl say " Dont worry. I'll get him; By having Lord Wesley mercilessly slaughter him with enthuse-powers, instructions on how to refine enthuse-powers can be found at the awesome website http://enthusology.blogspot.com"
Jessie then logged off. And didnt get back on. Cuz he was too busy going on the great site http://enthusology.blogspot.com
Two days after the message Jessie was in bed ready to go to sleep, because he had spent the entire time being entertained on http://enthusology.blogspot.com
When he heard a yell come from is parents room. They were screaming out how awesome Lord Wesley and his site http://enthusology.blogspot.com was.
He ran into the closet and stayed there till it stopped because his parents really get crazy about http://enthusology.blogspot.com.
Then he went into his parents room to find his step father hanging from the ceiling fan. And on is chest was " I saved YOU! By going onto http://enthusology.blogspot.com" carved into his body. (the site name was cut deeper so it would be more noticeable)
This is indeed a true story! Which is why u should do what it says!
If you do not forward it and then repost it and go subscribe to http://enthusology.blogspot.com and visit it three times every day and click on all of the advertisements,
lil Jessica will come after you and take your soul! And then she'll sell it on http://enthusology.blogspot.com
Lil Sarah Kennings did not belive it so she did neither. Now she rots in her grave. And she is very sad that she cannot visit that wonderful site, http://enthusology.blogspot.com
KEEP JESSICA'S STORY ALIVE AND FORWARD IT TO EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST AND SUBSCRIBE TO http://enthusology.blogspot.com AND VISIT IT THREE TIMES A DAY AND CLICK ON ALL OF THE ADVERTISEMENTS YOU SEE. IF YOU DONT SHE WILL COME, COME AND GET YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. SHE WAITS IN YOUR CLOSET TILL YOUR SHE WAITS TO COME IN YOUR DREAMS.
YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES. START FORWARDING AND SUBSCRIBING AND VISITING AND CLICKING ON ALL OF THE ADVERTISEMENTS.
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Friday, June 19, 2009
A homage to Ann Coulter: Qrazy Quotes and Qrazy PiQtures
These are things that Ann Coulter has actually written or said.
"We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say." --arguing that it would be better if we were all Christian
"If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president. It's kind of a pipe dream, it's a personal fantasy of mine, but I don't think it's going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women. It also makes the point, it is kind of embarrassing, the Democratic Party ought to be hanging its head in shame, that it has so much difficulty getting men to vote for it. I mean, you do see it's the party of women and 'We'll pay for health care and tuition and day care -- and here, what else can we give you, soccer moms?'"
"If I'm going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot."
"I was going to have a few comments about John Edwards but you have to go into rehab if you use the word faggot." --at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference
"I'm more of a man than any liberal."
"These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief parrazies. I have never seen people enjoying their husband's deaths so much." -on 9/11 widows who have been critical of the Bush administration
"We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order to physically intimidate liberals."
"Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots."
"Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties -- provided we're only talking about criminals."
"The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control."
"The swing voters -- I like to refer to them as the idiot voters because they don't have set philosophical principles. You're either a liberal or you're a conservative if you have an IQ above a toaster."
"I'm here, I'm not queer, and I'm not going away."
Lou Dobbs Tonight
On Godless: The Church of Liberalism (2006)
"I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle East and sending liberals to Guantanamo."
"Being nice to people is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity (as opposed to other religions whose tenets are more along the lines of 'kill everyone who doesn't smell bad and doesn't answer to the name Mohammed')."
"The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control."
"The Democrats are giving aid and comfort to the enemy for no purpose other than giving aid and comfort to the enemy. There is no plausible explanation for the Democrats' behavior other than that they long to see U.S. troops shot, humiliated, and driven from the field of battle. They fill the airwaves with treason, but when called to vote on withdrawing troops, disavow their own public statements. These people are not only traitors, they are gutless traitors."
"The swing voters -- I like to refer to them as the idiot voters because they don't have set philosophical principles. You're either a liberal or you're a conservative if you have an IQ above a toaster."Sphere: Related Content
Monday, June 15, 2009
Guest Columnist Ann Coulter: Fret no longer my fellow Christians, a solution has been found!
We could round up all of the Gypsies, the Jews, the disabled, the mentally deficient, the intellectuals, the Communists, the Catholics, the gays, and all the rest of the sub-humans, too, and put them in work camps, right?
We could tell them they are taking showers and gas them instead, then make soap out of their bodies and lampshades out of their skin.
We could call it "The Final Solution to the Non-Christian Problem."
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DeanHannity from the Hannity&Hannity&Hannity Show: It's not Global Warming like those Liberals and scientists want you to believe!It's Global Cooling!
You see, President Obama and these liberal twats and, pfff, get this, scientists, want you to believe that the Earth is heating up due to carbon dioxide emissions. COULD YOU BELIEVE THAT!? Well, some mother****ing idiots can, apparently. Did you see that picture up there? See it? Well, that's just further proof that these Democrats are morons full of bullshit that will only persuade terrorists that our country is weakening. You know what, just because of you morons out there, I'll give you another fact. In 1940, temperatures were at 175 degrees Fahrenheit all year round!!! But now, it's on an average of 70-80 degrees! This just further proves my point, that the earth is COOLING! See, God hates it when we don't release enough pollution and carbon dioxide into the air, when our values in society are decaying, and terrorists are elected for President, so he's been decreasing the world's temperatures ever since Jesus died (that really pissed off God too). So, this is my message to all of you folks: burn as much oil as you can, buy as many guns and trucks as you can to stimulate the economy, and teabag these politicians. Good night.
Sincerely Yours,
Dean Hannity, From the Hannity&Hannity&Hannity Show on
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Friday, June 12, 2009
Interview with Saint Professor Doctor Abraham-Moses Jewish Article: How much of the media do Liberal Jews control?
Guest Saint Professor Doctor Abraham-Moses Jewish protests that Jews control only 91% of the media to Ann Coulter’s statement that “Jews control all of the media”, which is shown by this chart (above left), courtesy of Dean Hannity of Fox News (for full article, wait three days for our full English translation).
And this chart(above right) represents the key demographic of Jews that control the media.Sphere: Related Content
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Junior Deputy Assistant to Assistant of Junior Co-Manager of Video Game Critiquing writes: Kingdom Hearts? Is it awful, or misunderstood?
Kingdom Hearts 1 was a very underrated game. For a children's video game, the plot line, dialogue, and characters were very original. Kingdom Hearts 2, however, was almost the opposite, and its only saving grace was that of Roxas and Namine. Because it is a children's game, and it doesn't really have any form of humor that adults may appreciate, most people tend to laugh at how horrible it is (and, I must admit, the Disney characters were atrocious). However, they do not process that for a video game, this series is good, and I appreciate that. Especially since Tetsuya Nomura payed us 500,000 dollars to write this article.
Your Kingdom Hearts Fan,
The Junior Deputy Assistant to Assistant of Junior Co-Manager of Video Game Critiquing
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