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Enthusology
Introduction
Let's face it, thinking for yourself is overrated. Are you tired of the conflicting ideologies, hypocrisy, stupidity, misunderstanding, unoriginalties, and all the other faults of humanity that are a result of individuality? Well, here is your solution, which will result in a utopia ruled from a deluded human playing divinity. Yes, it will have some negative consequences, but it will be far better than Orwell's 1984 or Huxley's Brave New World or even today's contemporary society. Anyways, all utopias have some flaws, let's just be glad this one will stay afloat.Introduction
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Chapter 1: Edicts
I.You shalt not profane the name of Al Gore or Barack Obama.
II. You shalt dislike Rush Limbaugh and Ron Paul.
III. Praise John McCain for his accomplishments!
IV. You shalt not accept any other ideologies except those of Enthusology
V. You shalt donate 15% or more of your monthly income to Lord Wesley.
II. You shalt dislike Rush Limbaugh and Ron Paul.
III. Praise John McCain for his accomplishments!
IV. You shalt not accept any other ideologies except those of Enthusology
V. You shalt donate 15% or more of your monthly income to Lord Wesley.
That is all.
Chapter 2: Knowledges
1. Lord Wesley is the founder of the church/religion/cult/society/fellowship of enthusology&enthusement. He possesses the highest level of enthuse energy possible and is at one with enthuse, and has attained the highest stage of enthusement.
2. All humans are endowed with expression, creativity, and sentient thought. These elements that some say make up the soul are all part of one thing: Imagination. Imagination is the primary component of enthusing and all humans possess a degree of potential for wielding Imagination.
3. Imagination in its more powerful forms is expressed in Art, Writing, and Music. Imagination in its most powerful forms allow the wielder the following: immortality, psychokinesis, teleportation, time travel, and influencing and dominating human&animal thoughts and actions.
4.Imagination and Enthusement of individuals may be increased by joining the Church/Religion/Cult/Society/Fellowship of Enthusology&Enthusement, living by its ideals, being like Wesley as much as possible, thinking about how amazing Wesley is, trying to think like Wesley, ask yourself, “WWW? What Would Wesley Want?”, giving Wesley lavish gifts or lots of money, obeying Wesley, converting others to Enthusology, being mean to people who don't obey Wesley or share Enthusology's ideologies, creating idols of Wesley and worshiping them, becoming a vegetarian/vegan, helping humanity in general, never killing (or harming) anyone except those Wesley tells/allows you to kill, being polite in general to people, being nice to animals (cats especially), adopting a cat as a pet, boycotting products made in foreign countries that are weakening our economy, joining a labor union, promoting objects to be exported so the economy will be stimulated, being aesthetic, appreciating beauty, appreciating art, music, writing and gardening (gardening especially), appreciating witticisms and epigrams, basically promoting and appreciating everything good about humans and life, and promoting Wesley's Utopia where everything will only have traces of unpleasantness to make everything more pleasant.
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1. Lord Wesley is the founder of the church/religion/cult/society/fellowship of enthusology&enthusement. He possesses the highest level of enthuse energy possible and is at one with enthuse, and has attained the highest stage of enthusement.
2. All humans are endowed with expression, creativity, and sentient thought. These elements that some say make up the soul are all part of one thing: Imagination. Imagination is the primary component of enthusing and all humans possess a degree of potential for wielding Imagination.
3. Imagination in its more powerful forms is expressed in Art, Writing, and Music. Imagination in its most powerful forms allow the wielder the following: immortality, psychokinesis, teleportation, time travel, and influencing and dominating human&animal thoughts and actions.
4.Imagination and Enthusement of individuals may be increased by joining the Church/Religion/Cult/Society/Fellowship of Enthusology&Enthusement, living by its ideals, being like Wesley as much as possible, thinking about how amazing Wesley is, trying to think like Wesley, ask yourself, “WWW? What Would Wesley Want?”, giving Wesley lavish gifts or lots of money, obeying Wesley, converting others to Enthusology, being mean to people who don't obey Wesley or share Enthusology's ideologies, creating idols of Wesley and worshiping them, becoming a vegetarian/vegan, helping humanity in general, never killing (or harming) anyone except those Wesley tells/allows you to kill, being polite in general to people, being nice to animals (cats especially), adopting a cat as a pet, boycotting products made in foreign countries that are weakening our economy, joining a labor union, promoting objects to be exported so the economy will be stimulated, being aesthetic, appreciating beauty, appreciating art, music, writing and gardening (gardening especially), appreciating witticisms and epigrams, basically promoting and appreciating everything good about humans and life, and promoting Wesley's Utopia where everything will only have traces of unpleasantness to make everything more pleasant.
Usage Note: The verb enthuse is not well accepted. Its use in the sentence The majority leader enthused over his party's gains was rejected by 76 percent of the Usage Panel in the late 1960s, and its status remains unfavorable: the same sentence was rejected by 65 percent of the Usage Panel in 1997. This lack of enthusiasm for enthuse is often attributed to its status as a back-formation; such words often meet with disapproval on their first appearance and only gradually become accepted over time. But other back-formations such as diagnose (a back-formation from diagnosis that was first recorded in 1861) and donate (first cited in 1785 as a back-formation from donation) are considered unimpeachable English words. Since enthuse dates from 1827, something more significant may be overriding the erosion of popular resistance. Unlike enthusiasm, which denotes an internal emotional state, enthuse denotes either the external expression of emotion, as in She enthused over attending the awards ceremony, or the inducement of enthusiasm by an external source, as in He was so enthused about the diet pills that he agreed to provide a testimonial. Possibly, some people's distaste for this emphasis on external emotional display and manipulation is the source of unease that is manifested by a distaste for the word itself.
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