I have determined that ruling the world by way of Dick Cheney (manipulating powerful figures from the shadows) is not the fastest, most efficient, or the funnest method; I shall now rule humankind by way of Oprah! I shall give everyone nonsensical advice that they will certainly never use, interview un-credentialed yet authoritative nobodies and put stickers on crappy literature that I deem un-crappy!
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Thursday, November 12, 2009
LittleKuriboh Reviews Yu-Gi-Oh #1 - 1/2
The nerdiest thing I can imagine-
a commentary of a Yu-Gi-Oh! manga... it's hilarious though, watch it!
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Sealing Spell of the Bell-Damn!
Having trouble keeping your children in your house because they keep escaping through the only exit because your preference for children inclines towards ones who are more clever than the disembodied essence of pure evil? Here's your solution:
Ingredients:
1) Two indestructible doors at opposite ends of an other-wise doorless and/or windowless hallway, preferably something crawlspace-esque.
2) One key that fits into the keyholes of each door.
3) A Cockroach Cabinet.
Instructions:
1) Be SURE that the child is in your house/world/alternate dimension and it isn't a dummy or some kind of replica.
2) Lock the door with Ingredient #2.
3) Have the Cockroach Cabinet scuttle over in front of the door (note: it would be preferable if your cockroach cabinet weighs at least three times as much as your captive child/ren).
4) Swallow the key. Note: It may be easier to swallow if the key is made of soy and/or is boiled first. And if you put it in a digestible form, then your child will have no chance whatsoever of escaping, although you may not be able to open the door if you need more childrens afterwards, so choose wisely.
Your Advice-Giver to Fellow Evil Mothers and/or Guardians,
Sima. A.K.A, Wesley's Mom.
P.S. I forgot to make the door indestructible last time, which is how my dear little boy escaped. Which goes to show, you HAVE TO FOLLOW EACH STEP CAREFULLY, even if you don't have that much time to seal your child. Toodles!Sphere: Related Content
Ingredients:
1) Two indestructible doors at opposite ends of an other-wise doorless and/or windowless hallway, preferably something crawlspace-esque.
2) One key that fits into the keyholes of each door.
3) A Cockroach Cabinet.
Instructions:
1) Be SURE that the child is in your house/world/alternate dimension and it isn't a dummy or some kind of replica.
2) Lock the door with Ingredient #2.
3) Have the Cockroach Cabinet scuttle over in front of the door (note: it would be preferable if your cockroach cabinet weighs at least three times as much as your captive child/ren).
4) Swallow the key. Note: It may be easier to swallow if the key is made of soy and/or is boiled first. And if you put it in a digestible form, then your child will have no chance whatsoever of escaping, although you may not be able to open the door if you need more childrens afterwards, so choose wisely.
Your Advice-Giver to Fellow Evil Mothers and/or Guardians,
Sima. A.K.A, Wesley's Mom.
P.S. I forgot to make the door indestructible last time, which is how my dear little boy escaped. Which goes to show, you HAVE TO FOLLOW EACH STEP CAREFULLY, even if you don't have that much time to seal your child. Toodles!Sphere: Related Content
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Dead Rodent Typing Article: Following Sarah Palin
Soon after Gov. Sanford's descent into Southern Hemispherical wackiness, Governoress of Alaska Sarah Palin resigned from her position as America's first line-of-defense against the our collective Russian-led doom in a decision arrived at after a long night of deep prayer and cogitation inspired by some serious weed, 3 bags of 'Fritos' and repeated viewings of 1994's Bruce Willis vehicle, Color of Night. "We must not abide by the milky discharge of long late night demons of desire of those who only wish to be spoon-fed by excessive tax rates and sleeping slumbering willows," she proclaimed to no one in particular. "Instead, we must be ready to once and for all find Count Dracula before he finds us. Remember he hunts at night, so we must hunt him during the broad light of day and find and burn all of the coffins!" She then began to quietly mutter in a low voice for several minutes, and then shouted, "It's in the trees! It's coming!" Ms. Palin flailed her arms and ducked low as though avoiding an attacking rabid bat, tore off her clothes and ran into the woods shrieking, "The demons! The demons!" She has not been seen since by the eyes of men.Sphere: Related Content
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Since everyone's doing it, I'm going to comment on Sarah Palin...
I mean, seriously? Her resignation gave her the popularity to be written about in Vanity Fair and The New York Times in the same month and encouraged 71% of Republicans to give her their future votes? Wow. Have you listened to her speak? It's like listening to a 12-year old Alaskan who's trying to sound like she's 'smarticle'. One of the things that really annoys me the most isn't even her politics or stupidity or even ignorance: it's how she's so conceited. One of the local Alaskan newspapers said she apparently mistook her election for a coronation as she would fire many of the state staff, then rehire them, just for the sake of feeling the power. Well, except for the two she replaced with her high school friends that had no credentials whatsoever. And, there never was an "annual Governor pardons a turkey" thing! She just started that on her own, to induce some misguided sense of tradition onto Alaska's government to please the radical conservative base that got her elected by a fluke. Does she know turkeys have nervous systems? That they can feel pain. How could you be so arrogant as to "pardon" a turkey, and then just let the rest of them be brutally slaughtered, when you might be able to do something as a governor? Whatever, I can't talk too much about her or else I'll start ranting (even more). God, I hate her. Here's the Vanity Fair article on Sarah Palin: http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2009/08/sarah-palin200908?currentPage=1Sphere: Related Content
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Chain for Enthusology Awareness: If you love Enthusology and Lord Wesley, POST IT AS MANY TIMES AS YOU CAN AND SEND IT TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE!!
----------------BETTER&NEW&IMPROVED CHAIN---------------------------------
SCARY NOISES CAN BE FOUND ON http://enthusology.blogspot.com
LIL Sarah Kennings was on the computer a year ago reading this exact same chain. Lil did she know if she didnt repost it and send it to everyone she knew and subscribe to http://enthusology.blogspot.com and visit the site three times a day and click on all of the advertisements she would lose her soul.
AND THIS IS A CHAIN. IF U DONT: FORWARD IT AND SUBSCRIBE TO http://enthusology.blogspot.com AND VISIT THE SITE THREE TIMES A DAY AND CLICK ON ALL OF THE ADVERTISEMENTS. IT WILL HAPPEN 2 YOU. ALSO, DID I MENTION GO TO THE WEBSITE http://enthusology.blogspot.com
OR ELSE!!!??
About five years ago a girl named Jessica was brutally murdered by her step father. He beat her with a steel pipe until she was unable to move. Then he shot her in the head! He then took her body and buried it under the house. The mother didnt know what happened. So for weeks police searched for the girl but could not find her.
A year after her murder her step father had got the mother pregnant. Nine months later the mother had given birth to a healthy baby boy. The boy was named Jessie.
Jessie was on the computer when he got a instant message from a girl named Jessica.
THIS WAS THE TEXT!
MurderedSoul: Hi my baby brother.
OnlyChild: who is dis?
MurderedSoul: this is ur sis.
OnlyChild: what r u talkin bout. i dont have a sis. dont u see my screen name. im a only child. To find out more about my stupidity, go to http://enthusology.blogspot.com
MurderedSoul: what? u dont know me... to find out more about me, go to http://enthusology.blogspot.com
OnlyChild: NO, I DON'T KNOW YOU! AND I'M NOT GOING TO GO TO THAT REALLY COOL SITE THAT EVERYONE READING THIS SHOULD GO TO, ALSO KNOWN AS http://enthusology.blogspot.com
MurderedSoul: my name is Jessica and im ur older sister. your father who was my step father murdered me a year before u were born. He murdered me because I wouldn't go to the coolest site ever: http://enthusology.blogspot.com
OnlyChild: STOP PLAYIN!! Im serious. I dont like jokes. If i wanted jokes, I would go to http://enthusology.blogspot.com
MurderedSoul: this is no joke. He hurt me n he's going to hurt you. But dont worry im not going to let that happen, I'll protect you by messaging Lord Wesley at http://enthusology.blogspot.com
MurderedSoul LOGS OFF TO GO TO http://enthusology.blogspot.com
OnlyChild: Hello. r u there... or did you go to that wonderful site that is really kewl http://enthusology.blogspot.com
that same day when Jessie was on the computer he heard a screeching sound coming from his speakers. It was Lord Wesley's new album from http://enthusology.blogspot.com
he didnt hear it the firsts time but he did the second time, cuz he forgot to turn up the volume for the song on Lord Wesley's site, http://enthusology.blogspot.com
. Jessie put the speaker volume up and put it to his ear. As he kept listening he heard breathing. Then he heard the voice of a girl say " Dont worry. I'll get him; By having Lord Wesley mercilessly slaughter him with enthuse-powers, instructions on how to refine enthuse-powers can be found at the awesome website http://enthusology.blogspot.com"
Jessie then logged off. And didnt get back on. Cuz he was too busy going on the great site http://enthusology.blogspot.com
Two days after the message Jessie was in bed ready to go to sleep, because he had spent the entire time being entertained on http://enthusology.blogspot.com
When he heard a yell come from is parents room. They were screaming out how awesome Lord Wesley and his site http://enthusology.blogspot.com was.
He ran into the closet and stayed there till it stopped because his parents really get crazy about http://enthusology.blogspot.com.
Then he went into his parents room to find his step father hanging from the ceiling fan. And on is chest was " I saved YOU! By going onto http://enthusology.blogspot.com" carved into his body. (the site name was cut deeper so it would be more noticeable)
This is indeed a true story! Which is why u should do what it says!
If you do not forward it and then repost it and go subscribe to http://enthusology.blogspot.com and visit it three times every day and click on all of the advertisements,
lil Jessica will come after you and take your soul! And then she'll sell it on http://enthusology.blogspot.com
Lil Sarah Kennings did not belive it so she did neither. Now she rots in her grave. And she is very sad that she cannot visit that wonderful site, http://enthusology.blogspot.com
KEEP JESSICA'S STORY ALIVE AND FORWARD IT TO EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST AND SUBSCRIBE TO http://enthusology.blogspot.com AND VISIT IT THREE TIMES A DAY AND CLICK ON ALL OF THE ADVERTISEMENTS YOU SEE. IF YOU DONT SHE WILL COME, COME AND GET YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. SHE WAITS IN YOUR CLOSET TILL YOUR SHE WAITS TO COME IN YOUR DREAMS.
YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES. START FORWARDING AND SUBSCRIBING AND VISITING AND CLICKING ON ALL OF THE ADVERTISEMENTS.
------------------------------------------------------------------------Sphere: Related Content
SCARY NOISES CAN BE FOUND ON http://enthusology.blogspot.com
LIL Sarah Kennings was on the computer a year ago reading this exact same chain. Lil did she know if she didnt repost it and send it to everyone she knew and subscribe to http://enthusology.blogspot.com and visit the site three times a day and click on all of the advertisements she would lose her soul.
AND THIS IS A CHAIN. IF U DONT: FORWARD IT AND SUBSCRIBE TO http://enthusology.blogspot.com AND VISIT THE SITE THREE TIMES A DAY AND CLICK ON ALL OF THE ADVERTISEMENTS. IT WILL HAPPEN 2 YOU. ALSO, DID I MENTION GO TO THE WEBSITE http://enthusology.blogspot.com
OR ELSE!!!??
About five years ago a girl named Jessica was brutally murdered by her step father. He beat her with a steel pipe until she was unable to move. Then he shot her in the head! He then took her body and buried it under the house. The mother didnt know what happened. So for weeks police searched for the girl but could not find her.
A year after her murder her step father had got the mother pregnant. Nine months later the mother had given birth to a healthy baby boy. The boy was named Jessie.
Jessie was on the computer when he got a instant message from a girl named Jessica.
THIS WAS THE TEXT!
MurderedSoul: Hi my baby brother.
OnlyChild: who is dis?
MurderedSoul: this is ur sis.
OnlyChild: what r u talkin bout. i dont have a sis. dont u see my screen name. im a only child. To find out more about my stupidity, go to http://enthusology.blogspot.com
MurderedSoul: what? u dont know me... to find out more about me, go to http://enthusology.blogspot.com
OnlyChild: NO, I DON'T KNOW YOU! AND I'M NOT GOING TO GO TO THAT REALLY COOL SITE THAT EVERYONE READING THIS SHOULD GO TO, ALSO KNOWN AS http://enthusology.blogspot.com
MurderedSoul: my name is Jessica and im ur older sister. your father who was my step father murdered me a year before u were born. He murdered me because I wouldn't go to the coolest site ever: http://enthusology.blogspot.com
OnlyChild: STOP PLAYIN!! Im serious. I dont like jokes. If i wanted jokes, I would go to http://enthusology.blogspot.com
MurderedSoul: this is no joke. He hurt me n he's going to hurt you. But dont worry im not going to let that happen, I'll protect you by messaging Lord Wesley at http://enthusology.blogspot.com
MurderedSoul LOGS OFF TO GO TO http://enthusology.blogspot.com
OnlyChild: Hello. r u there... or did you go to that wonderful site that is really kewl http://enthusology.blogspot.com
that same day when Jessie was on the computer he heard a screeching sound coming from his speakers. It was Lord Wesley's new album from http://enthusology.blogspot.com
he didnt hear it the firsts time but he did the second time, cuz he forgot to turn up the volume for the song on Lord Wesley's site, http://enthusology.blogspot.com
. Jessie put the speaker volume up and put it to his ear. As he kept listening he heard breathing. Then he heard the voice of a girl say " Dont worry. I'll get him; By having Lord Wesley mercilessly slaughter him with enthuse-powers, instructions on how to refine enthuse-powers can be found at the awesome website http://enthusology.blogspot.com"
Jessie then logged off. And didnt get back on. Cuz he was too busy going on the great site http://enthusology.blogspot.com
Two days after the message Jessie was in bed ready to go to sleep, because he had spent the entire time being entertained on http://enthusology.blogspot.com
When he heard a yell come from is parents room. They were screaming out how awesome Lord Wesley and his site http://enthusology.blogspot.com was.
He ran into the closet and stayed there till it stopped because his parents really get crazy about http://enthusology.blogspot.com.
Then he went into his parents room to find his step father hanging from the ceiling fan. And on is chest was " I saved YOU! By going onto http://enthusology.blogspot.com" carved into his body. (the site name was cut deeper so it would be more noticeable)
This is indeed a true story! Which is why u should do what it says!
If you do not forward it and then repost it and go subscribe to http://enthusology.blogspot.com and visit it three times every day and click on all of the advertisements,
lil Jessica will come after you and take your soul! And then she'll sell it on http://enthusology.blogspot.com
Lil Sarah Kennings did not belive it so she did neither. Now she rots in her grave. And she is very sad that she cannot visit that wonderful site, http://enthusology.blogspot.com
KEEP JESSICA'S STORY ALIVE AND FORWARD IT TO EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST AND SUBSCRIBE TO http://enthusology.blogspot.com AND VISIT IT THREE TIMES A DAY AND CLICK ON ALL OF THE ADVERTISEMENTS YOU SEE. IF YOU DONT SHE WILL COME, COME AND GET YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. SHE WAITS IN YOUR CLOSET TILL YOUR SHE WAITS TO COME IN YOUR DREAMS.
YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES. START FORWARDING AND SUBSCRIBING AND VISITING AND CLICKING ON ALL OF THE ADVERTISEMENTS.
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